Is Colin Ian Nepomniachtchi?

I need to know

Answering this question is a quite difficult task. Finding out the similarities of Colin and Ian Nepomniachtchi can be very tedious for various reasons.

On one hand, there is not lots of known information about Colin, and on the other hand, there is TOO much information about Colin. All this information can be broken down with the formula Ding Xiao Ping + x * sqrt(NeilxMoki(ship)) = Colin. This can cut off all of the information down to only 57 facts about Colin. I cannot list them here as it is classified information from the Pentagon but I can describe some of them in detail.

There is also a lot of known information about Ian Nepomniachtchi which is good because we can learn much more from it than what we learned previous from the research about Colin, yet it is also bad because that makes it a lot more information that we will need to sort through. For the purpose of answering this question, I will be using the information that can be found on feetfinder.com. This website is known for its quick bits of information about various subjects while also being quite reliable. I have gathered all of the important information about Ian and have put it on a google doc. I will leave a link to it later.

Now it is time to answer the age old question; 'Is Colin Ian Nepomniachtchi?'. Like I said before, this is a quite difficult question to answer, but I believe that I have an answer. We will first start with the obvious; Ian is 2800 rated, and Colin is 700. To some people, this could be solid enough evidence that Colin is not Ian, but I have come to the conclusion that Colin is actually faking it. We have all heard about celebrities wanting to just be 'normal people again' before, and I believe that this is the same case with "Colin", or should I say, Ian. The simple reasoning behind this is Ian could not stand the pressure of being a world champion, so he went back to being just a normal beginner player, with his new disguise as 'Colin', Now he has lots of fun with the game without the constant pressure of becoming a world champion which makes him a lot happier.

My last and most important reason why I believe that Colin is Ian Nepomniachtchi is one simple fact; when have you seen Colin and Nepo in the same room. That's right, you haven't. This is very solid evidence that Colin is both Nepo, Ding, Magnus, Santa, Bin Laden, Jordan, and many other people, but in this case we are focusing on Ian Nepomniachtchi.

In conclusion it was quite hard to answer this question, but in the end, we found out that yes, Colin is in fact Ian Nepomniachtchi.