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whats a balloons least favorite music?

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how do you ruin a joke?timing

the answer is pop!

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

Because the sun was in his eyes!!!!!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 😂

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! 😂

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😂

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 😂

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Knock knock ' who is there? 'boo 'boo who? 'no need to cry it's just a joke

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!

@JesseKayle make different forums for each joke then you sa

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what do you get if you see a vampire with a snowman ? A frostbite

who is the king of vampires who drinks the most ? count drunkula

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