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A snail walks into a car dealership, and asks the dealer, "Do you have any really fast cars?" The dealer says, "Yes, we do, we have one that goes from zero to sixty in two seconds." The snail says, "Wow! I'll take it! Oh, and can you put a large S on both sides of the car?" The dealer says, "Sure, but why?" The snail says, "So when I drive by people really fast, they'll say, 'Look at that S car go!'"

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I see you copied this, you'll need it because Bomb's about to get owner and then this is going bye-bye

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Naw, I put in the MMA

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*found

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https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/joke-1324?page=1&newCommentCount=1#last_comment

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And no need to ruin it.

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Drummer_GD_Elijah wrote:

I see you copied this, you'll need it because Bomb's about to get owner and then this is going bye-bye

if i get owner im not gonna delete this

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BombCraft wrote:
Drummer_GD_Elijah wrote:

I see you copied this, you'll need it because Bomb's about to get owner and then this is going bye-bye

if i get owner im not gonna delete this

Thanks, Bomb.

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