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batman557

Jun 19, 2020

ALIEN BLUES

secretninjaTU18 :

There were three aliens.

they were told to get three sentences from earth. so they went to earth

the first alien went to a playground.

there a person had stolen a lollipop from a kid.

When he was asked why he was crying he said 'Because he took my lollipop!'

The second alien went to a restaurant.

there the manager and costomer were having a row.

the manager yelled 'WITH FORK AND SPOON!

third alien went in a hall where a lottery was held

and the person who won first said 'Yes! yes!' so they went to spaceship.

and in space they fought with another alien.

so it is against alien rules to fight.

alien police went and said 'why did you fight?

first alien says 'Because he took my lollipop!'

police asks 'with what did you fight'

second alien says 'with fork and spoon

police said 'you will go to jail'

third said 'yes! yes!'

Hope you enjoyed this joke by secretninjaTU18.

secretninjaTU18

Jun 19, 2020

edited by me