jokes

why did the grape ask the orange to go to the cinema?

 i don't know

2 more tries

or do you just want me to tell you the answer

tell me

ok the answer is : BECAUSE IT COULDN'T FIND A DATE

pupil:will you punish me for something i didn't do?

teacher:no of course not cause i did

pupil:good because i didn't do my homework

KNOCK KNOCK 

HOW IS THERE

MOO

MOO WHO

COWS DON'T GO WHO THEY GO  MOO

Knock knock 

who is there?

you know 

you know who?

exactly