Jokes

Post your jokes here

For example:

"Why was the math book so sad? Because it had so many problems inside it"

Uh... Okay.

This might make you laugh. How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.

Why did the golfer get 2  pair of pants just incase if you get a hole in one!

Why can't you trust a atom because they literally make up everything

why do cows have bells because their horns don't work 

what do you call a can opener that does not work a can't opener

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the sun well since the sun cannot jump of course!

How does a vacuum cleaner die? It swallows dust!

Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? Because no can hear the ice cream truck in space!

What do you get when put together a invest and a alligator a investigator!

Why is the library so strict it has to go by the rule-book