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Post any joke you want! (Except inappropriate ones)

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Why did the chess player throw up on the boat? ... because they got C6.

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nice

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nice

good onegrin

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Why did the chess board fall off the breakfast bar? …… Counter Attack

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Where do chess grandmasters keep their pet snakes? In a chesst

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What's a chess player's favorite starter? Pawn Cocktail.

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Why does Magnus Carlsen use Tinder? To check for potential mates.

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Hey! We are using the same chess joke website!

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Good one

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uh nice jokes i guess

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np

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why did the black's pawn cross the road

(to turn into a queen or to insult white.

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NICE

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why is a chess player good at dancing? 

he has some good moves

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hey we are using the SAME website

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i did not get that from a website i got it in my mind

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yeah TOTALLY

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no my brother actually did