Jokes!

well, i found that joke on a chess joke website

ohhh

Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

nice one

Why was the king one foot long? Because he was a ruler!

OMG NICE ONE

Thanks. I got it out of a magazine

what did the horse say after it tripped? Help i can't giddyup!

yeah i know that one

why was the chess board so wet? the queen has reigned for years

what do you call a bear whith no ears? b

i get it

Chess player Alekhine was accused of using an engine to play games. But in Alekhine's defense, he moved the knight too early.