lol
Nice Pope.
Ok, here is my attempt at humor, though quite un-chess related:
A guy is eating at his favorite local diner and orders his regular meal. Shortly after he receives his food, he says "Miss, their is a hair in my burger. The waitress says "I am sorry sir. Its our new cook. He has unorthodox cooking methods.
The man demands to see for himself, so the waitress walks him into the kitchen so he can see for himself. The man notices that the cook is flattening the meat for the burgers under him armpit.
"That is utterly disgusting." The man proclaims.
The waitress replies, "You should see how he makes the doughnuts."
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."