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How do you make a space party? You planet!

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Butterlover08 wrote:

How do you make a space party? You planet!

r/whooosh

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Huh?

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Why don't plants like math? It gives them square roots!

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Butterlover08 wrote:

Huh?

r/whooosh means i don't get the joke

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Oh. Would you like me to explain?

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Butterlover08 wrote:

Oh. Would you like me to explain?

yeah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es2f5MsEWmg

 

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i am pretty sure others would also want an explanation

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ChessSensasian wrote:

umm...

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Here's a joke: What did one parallel line say to the other? Nothing! They never met

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Butterlover08 wrote:

Why don't plants like math? It gives them square roots!

oh I get this one

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sammy060109 wrote:
Butterlover08 wrote:

Why don't plants like math? It gives them square roots!

oh I get this one

good mix of science and maths

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sammy060109 wrote:

Here's a joke: What did one parallel line say to the other? Nothing! They never met

fun one

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Butterlover08 wrote:

How do you make a space party? You planet!

It's play on words, so when I said planet, it means plan-it, but it sounds like planet.

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hahaha

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A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I’m traveling light”

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Butterlover08 wrote:

A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I’m traveling light”

XD

 

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ChessSensasian wrote:
Butterlover08 wrote:

A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I’m traveling light”

XD

 

light=not heavy but light=light as in sunlight