Here's another one: Why did the rooster cross the road twice? To prove he was not a chicken. (They cross the road once (you know like the joke "why did the chicken cross the road"))
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ChessDragon901 wrote:
Here's another one: Why did the rooster cross the road twice? To prove he was not a chicken. (They cross the road once (you know like the joke "why did the chicken cross the road"))
Yes 🙄. No need for explanation 😅😂🤣
Jun 25, 2020
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sammy060109 wrote:
Here's a joke: What did one parallel line say to the other? Nothing! They never met
Nice one!
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say!
EJ0405 wrote:
What is the moon worth?
1$ - It has four quarters
Isn't it a thing where you could buy land on the moon?
Jun 25, 2020
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Well I think no one can own the moon and if you buy it what can will you do with it.
EJ0405 wrote:
Well I think no one can own the moon and if you buy it what can will you do with it.
You can sell it for more than you bought it.
Profits
Jun 25, 2020
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
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Because then it would have to convert
Dang...
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Jun 28, 2020
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Shadowmaste wrote:
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
hahaha
Jun 29, 2020
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Shadowmaste wrote:
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Good one.
Jul 4, 2020
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the fundamental theorem of engineering is a joke created by Jens Fehlau, who has a youtube channel: Flammable Maths
A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I’m traveling light”
XD
light=not heavy but light=light as in sunlight
It's a play on words.