wil definitleigh be dere! A'll bring mye owne tongz too! I kan olso breeng dis sick noo barb-E-qew sausse dat jez hit da shelvz a munth agoe. ees kald "fier-eet-up". ees hawt az der hel. wee kan olso pley kornhol and eet irishe budder. ees smoothe az wheeskeigh.
p.es. ees gon b karzy
U R invitd to der big shwackin cookoff at doogi beez on Fridae! We iz gonna watch da big game, smoke some dogs and hav a BLASTING SHWACKER OF A TIME!!! Please bring ur own dogz t2 roast. doogi firin up da grill so git redy! Dis wil also inklude a barbie-kew kontest. Prizez are up to fifty-3 grand! doogei look forwrd too seing u derr!
ps. we ar not held responbl for ani burns or deaths doo to da grill goin carzy or sumthin. kook at ur oen risk !!