Lads, I need help.

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I am inundated by raucous crowds of infatuated girls. How can I be less attractive?

It's a common problem for bigbilly thats why I live in a constant state of being incognito. It's the only option, I don't offend the fellas by taking their limelight, and thee ladies don't feel the need to have to fight over me and for me. I'm sure some of the other lads have the same troubles and can offer alternative ideas but being hidden works best for me. I'm sure you will develop your own ideal technique and that will be the one that works best for you GeorgeChessery

Then fetch less dear George, fetch less

Perhaps your attractiveness is not the issue George. You have the right to autonomy, the last resort must be, with an outstretched arm, show your palm and say "Stop", "No means No" suffice to say you will just have to break a few hearts. Its a terrible position to be in, but it is part of the path of growth for both you and your lady friends, they must be made aware of the trauma you are enduring on account of their actions, perhaps they may even be unaware?

May your search for peace be accompanied with a great satisfaction when you reach that goal George

Then you must advise them that they will have to learn to share George, this is where the jealousy takes over, when you see the lady that is accepting of the other girls and is willing to forgo her own needs for the others, take her into your arms and run.