Let's make a greenlemongames short of our own!

(i.e. the queen is out of the game)

but you forgot about the checker on the outside of the board that takes your bishop

What a crazy game.

"pown e4"

True, @ToniNojevac, but the bishop came back to life (thanks to the Dead Ringer from Team Fortress 2) and backstabs/k!lls your checker.

But this is interdimensional chess
(Dr. Strange portal opening on ∳26+9i)
(bishop coming out)

But you forgot about the pawn on the rank before its promotion. Say hello to my orange queen!

But the Blue King from that one Top Chess episode glitched into the board, near your orange queen, glitched into a pawn, took the queen, then glitched out of existence!

@nuggetgamer21

But you forgot the mouse that can undo the capture

@TypicalChess_Player1

However, takebacks are disabled; thus, the undoing of the capture doesn't exist.

But, my orange queen has another stock, so it spawns on your black queen… aaaaand now it’s checkmate. Good game.

But wait: there's more! @nuggetgamer21
My queen used a special flag before that happened so it respawned atop your orange queen and... it's now checkmate.

Good game.

Or is it? Another round begins, but somethings off. All of the special pieces (Except the king) are... Bishops?

Darn. I forgot I activated my bishop-inator

So, no matter which bishop you choose to start the game with, the opening will always be the same: Bishop's Opening.

But, the weakest bishops (a2, h2, and a7, h7, respectively) are atheist, so they return to pawn.

The races switch. That’s all that my race switchinator does

What that mean?