Let's write a story 3.0

Jeff was a jet pilot. GO!

What?

He really liked doing barrel rolls in the military jets

until his jet told him to stop.

And he punched him self out of the jet

So the jet ate him

But the jet forgot it was allergic to pilots that like barrel rolls

And nose dived into the middle of an ocean.

An Ocean made out of Mango Tang and green watermaleonade

Which he really loves

but there were pirates

Who were hired by his jet

to capture him

And sacrifice him to the gods of watermelon tang

but he escaped with the pilot hes engaged to

(Wait what? okay but like...)
a hot-air balloon

I just realized what I typed but

the hot air balloon gets a hole in it

(Oh god this is getting so bad)
And falls on top of the jet

and they fall in the lake of watermelon sharks

Which has been labelled as Top 10 Romantic Spots for a jet and hot-air balloon of Forbes