Make your most Cursed Variant

Same like "Make you most Stupid Variant" but you have to make it cursed as possible

Mine's called freaky Chess and all the Chess Pieces are freaky

Checky 960

musical chairss (not a typo, combination of musical chairs and chess)

You can't play with your volume off. When the music plays, you play regular chess. When the music stops, you have to move your king off off your 1st rank (for Black, 8th rank) on your next turn. If you can't, you lose. The music starts again, and you play normal chess except you cant move your king back to the 1st rank. When the music stops again, you have to go off your 1st and 2nd ranks (for black, 8th and 7th) with your king and can't go back onto them. Then... chaos. If your king gets to your 8th rank (1st for Black), you win.

chess 80498650498609576097: pieces switch every time an opponent moves. they can turn into faerie pieces or swap each other. there are more than 80498650498609576097 possibilities.

oooh glitchy right?

glitches go brrrrrrrr

Run & Hide:

Checkmating is illegal

any side can place 99 pawns

if the player catches all the pieces of the opponent except king and including placed pawns, the player wins

a rickroll variant

Four player antichess (giveaway) where, for the free for all version, points are deducted for surviving pieces (golf scoring, lower is better with the winner having zero). Then, the teams version would be which team has a player eliminate all their pieces first

It's like normal chess, but the bishops move like knights. The knights move like rooks. And the rooks move like bishops too.

Also, it's not played on an 8x8 grid. I mean it is, but the grid lines aren't visible. All of the cells are the same gray color. Black moves first, of course.