For example:
Older brother(Mark): I got a B in class.
Younger brother(Jack): I got a D+!
Mom: I am proud of you, Jack, you are an angel. And Mark, I know you got a D-. We do not lie in this house.
*A few hours later:*
Mark: Mom, you said we do not lie in this house.
Mom: I didn't lie.
Mark: You said Jack was an angel.
Mom: he is!
Mark: So why didn't he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: OH GREAT HEAVENS!!!!!
OG creator: @marrkadams89 or Mark Adams
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