Mike...

Please mike, answer the phone. Please, don’t leave me all alone.

DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV, THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL

No im not😶

NOT YOU, I MEAN TENNA

PLEASE

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