Mordern Defense lines?

What's a good modern defense line?

One that's complicated or positional or both

Thanks

No one:

B1Z: Norwegian Defense yeaaaaaaa

Aka, some weird line of the Alekhine

NORWEIGAN MODERN

someones been studying the tea leaves

the prophecy

believe it or not

any form of early g4 is bad for white in the norweigan

it literally allows black to equalize immediately

yes stockfish already said that before you lolz

I don't even need stockfish to tell me that omegalul

white basically concedes to black "yes I would like to close the position when black is developed bad and give you time to organize your pieces and stuff'

what's the move instead of g4 then?

Literally anything except g4 

Like you could play literally frikin anything and keep a decent advantage EXCEPT g4, and everyone plays g4. ffs

I might have to pick up Norwegian given that I end up giving white like a +1 advantage in every variation of Scandi that I play

scandi garbage

2.Nc3 1-0

it's garbage but I can premove the first 8 moves and then dirty flag everyone in 10|0

why are all your games just a giant wall of pawns staring at each other

because that's what happens when white plays g4