My analysis of some openings: Your typical 1.e4.

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I absolutely love the Bishop's opening. Not the most people play it either so definitely a great opening for white.

Oh dang forgot that one-

My win rate with the Bishop's in 56% which is really good at my level of idiocy chess

alekhine's defense i dont really like too much. i dont know any other openings tho so thats what i play for black