NEAVDAA (FIGHT, POEM, SONG) - AUGUST 22 RAP

I wanna start with a good opening line,

But I cannot think of one in my mind.

Cuz I got banned from chess.com until August twenty two.

And I wanna get unbanned so I can play with my crew.

I have to wait until this special day happens

cuz I spammed some messages at the admins

I also made some alts to continue playing,

But this didn’t work cuz I got caught evading.

Even though it’s chilly and rainy where I live,

It is summer where the people in America live.

They get a break for the entire summer holiday

And that is the perfect opportunity for them to play.

Fall is not just a season, but a drop in daily players

cuz Americans are going back to school.

I will get unbanned after the decline in gamers

And I will then be super respectful.

Wait… Didn’t I say earlier that I live on the other side of the world?

Yeah. I did. I think I mentioned that earlier.

But in Melbourne, the hayfever is so severe

So therefore I can’t focus when I’m playing here

This summer I’ll still be banned

So, I’m trying to get a job instead.

I’ll have to write a resume first

But my English really sucks so my brain’s gonna hurt.

After that I’ll get interviewed

But I dunno what to say so I’ll get rejected.

But after many tries I’ll eventually pass

And then start earning some money fast.

Thankfully August 22nd is a student free day

And that is when my long ban ends.

Thank God that this day is on Friday

And that is the best day to play with my friends.

I have learnt to show my patience

As good things happen to those who wait.

And I never gonna spam in DMs

Or else I’ll get banned again; that’s fate.

Nice poem lol

There is no AI tag, so there is a chance he wrote it himself

How could AI know his story?

welp,ugh

I think it's pretty good for songs;would you like to make this a rap or lyrics? (that basically means whether it's a song or something)