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Chuck Norris doesn't commit wiscon sins; wiscon sins commit Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can decline chess.com accounts.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chess.com account; chess.com has a Chuck Norris account.

Chuck Norris can kill variant tags.

Chuck Norris is paid to be a Diamond Member.

When you checkmate Chuck Norris, you lose. When Chuck Norris checkmates you, you lose twice.

Pieces aren't captured by other pieces; pieces are captured by Chuck Norris.

There is no downvote on Chuck Norris's posts.

Chuck Norris could get +5000 elo in one win but we're glad he's not greedy.

Chuck Norris likes Yolanda.

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Learn more about Chuck Norris here.

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Anybody rate this please

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Declined + Warning:

Chuck Tag does not exist. Wiscon Sin.

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xxPlayer1014xx wrote:

Declined + Warning:

Chuck Tag does not exist. Wiscon Sin.

Requested it

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Under Review:

Retesting accepted.

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C4mil011 wrote:

Chuck Norris doesn't commit wiscon sins; wiscon sins commit Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can decline chess.com accounts.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chess.com account; chess.com has a Chuck Norris account.

Chuck Norris can kill variant tags.

Chuck Norris is paid to be a Diamond Member.

When you checkmate Chuck Norris, you lose. When Chuck Norris checkmates you, you lose twice.

Pieces aren't captured by other pieces; pieces are captured by Chuck Norris.

There is no downvote on Chuck Norris's posts.

Chuck Norris could get +5000 elo in one win but we're glad he's not greedy.

Chuck Norris likes Yolanda.

I noticed you used a lot of chiasmuses.

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yes, he did

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Declined:

I HATE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

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xxPlayer1014xx wrote:

Declined:

I HATE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

Well if you do, Chuck Norris (not me) hates you too.

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Additional:
When Chuck Norris gets declined, he gets accepted. When Chuck Norris gets accepted, he gets accepted twice 
XD XD XD

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BigTuna2012 wrote:

Additional:
When Chuck Norris gets declined, he gets accepted. When Chuck Norris gets accepted, he gets accepted twice 
XD XD XD

Yup you just can't decline Chuck Norris