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Chuck Norris doesn't commit wiscon sins; wiscon sins commit Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can decline chess.com accounts.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chess.com account; chess.com has a Chuck Norris account.
Chuck Norris can kill variant tags.
Chuck Norris is paid to be a Diamond Member.
When you checkmate Chuck Norris, you lose. When Chuck Norris checkmates you, you lose twice.
Pieces aren't captured by other pieces; pieces are captured by Chuck Norris.
There is no downvote on Chuck Norris's posts.
Chuck Norris could get +5000 elo in one win but we're glad he's not greedy.
Chuck Norris likes Yolanda.
I noticed you used a lot of chiasmuses.

Declined:
I HATE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!
Well if you do, Chuck Norris (not me) hates you too.
Chuck Norris doesn't commit wiscon sins; wiscon sins commit Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can decline chess.com accounts.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chess.com account; chess.com has a Chuck Norris account.
Chuck Norris can kill variant tags.
Chuck Norris is paid to be a Diamond Member.
When you checkmate Chuck Norris, you lose. When Chuck Norris checkmates you, you lose twice.
Pieces aren't captured by other pieces; pieces are captured by Chuck Norris.
There is no downvote on Chuck Norris's posts.
Chuck Norris could get +5000 elo in one win but we're glad he's not greedy.
Chuck Norris likes Yolanda.