No forums? No problem!

Anyway I'm bored and so are you so let's contribute to do something here.

ok

pulled out a bag of doritos

but when we tried to eat them it turned out that they were plastic

and then the plastic torned into dionsaurs and

ran to his car to drive away

but then was eaten by his car

shot a rocket launcher because they saw the car eat Hikaru

attacked Hikaru's parents

breaking every bone in their body, and demolishing their house

but then Japan turned into a

ate himself

but he forgot to add salt

So then he decided to go to a steakhouse

and added salt but

an army of fanged bagels, who

were eaten by the letter E

nothing so it ended quickly

but then poland turned into a god

bob who turned into a god of gods of gods of gods.