No forums? No problem!

so you, me, and bob can all have cake

My bones are melting in the Earth's core, how am I going to eat cake?

i revive you and teleport you to a pond

*begins drowning in pond.* I knew-slllublub-I shouldn't have-*gasp*blubslblb-quit swim team-blubblubblub...

makes you immortal

*takes immortality and becomes Shadow The Hedgehog fr* *gives you the ability to turn into your favorite character with immortality*

*becomes Elliot from work at a pizza place on roblox*

*no idea who that is, but cool*

gives you pizza

*eats Doritos instead, cause even if I dislike them, apparently it's canon that Shadow likes them* *offers you a Dorito chip*

puts that chip on the pizza and eats it

*follows your lead cause why not and begins eating dorito pizza*