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I die slowly, as stones from the earth's crusts crush me, dirt fills my lungs, as I fall through what seems to formed a mouth upon our planets surface. Choking and clawing at the soil, I manage to throw something before vanishing beneath the ground. Twisting through the air, my lucky match, the one I have kept by during each act of arson, lights. Your pack of uno reverse burns up, the plastic cards melting like my bones within the earths core.
*begins drowning in pond.* I knew-slllublub-I shouldn't have-*gasp*blubslblb-quit swim team-blubblubblub...
*takes immortality and becomes Shadow The Hedgehog fr* *gives you the ability to turn into your favorite character with immortality*
the vacume is a flying vacume so it runs over you and then it flys away