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BIGMAC ATTACK

UNO REVERSE

CHIMMY CHANGA

I SUMMON OBO WHO EATS YOU

THEN THE SKY FALLS DOWN

I eat the sky

the sky eats you

I eat you

@hiya

You barf and it sounds like trvbdjshxzuyx665378490ojnhj3dxyurct7gfu djvxff768g7hufonjguciyrfihdc

I vacume the barf

the vacume is a flying vacume so it runs over you and then it flys away

unorevrse

uno reverse

Uno x crazy eight, I use an eight to change color so y'all can't uno reverse any more

BUT I STILL UNO REVERSE AND THE EARTH EATS YOU

I die slowly, as stones from the earth's crusts crush me, dirt fills my lungs, as I fall through what seems to formed a mouth upon our planets surface. Choking and clawing at the soil, I manage to throw something before vanishing beneath the ground. Twisting through the air, my lucky match, the one I have kept by during each act of arson, lights. Your pack of uno reverse burns up, the plastic cards melting like my bones within the earths core.

I give you cake

I'm dead lol. But that means more cake for you and Bob XD

I revive you