Official Emergency Plan If Viroh Comes Knocking:

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Nothing in this forum is meant as an insult to viroh or any readers. It is a joke story!

FIRST: DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!

First, to confirm it is actually viroh use your Viroh Mirror and tell it: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is viroh, what is he called?

IF your Viroh Mirror informs you that it is the person standing outside your door who is viroh than here are some immediate actions you can take.

Call a mod (Like the WIMP you are (joking joking)): Call a chess.com moderator. These are the white blood cells of chess.com! Your personal army! Ask them kindly to expel viroh from your territory. If viroh persists or manages to get through the mods than here is another step you can take:

Just open the door and become friends(WARNING: DO NOT TRY AT HOME 💀): what does the title say. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME YOU FOOL (joking again).

Final option: Lean back and make sure you aren't admitting any non-adults. This is AN R RATED SHOW!: Yeah you might want to cover the kiddos eyes for this one....

Thats it guys! I hope you read my full tutorial on what i would do, IF VIROH CAME KNOCKING! STAY SAFE!

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Ok?

Avatar of PoliN999

lol ok

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lol

Avatar of Marie_Hoa

Lol

Avatar of TheMidnightExpress12

Ok??

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good idea lolll

Avatar of sailsword

Ok???

Avatar of B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4

Don't feed the trolls

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...

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lol😂😂😂😂😂

Avatar of sailsword

I got rickrolled

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do not click on the viroh mirror you will get rickrolled 

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sailsword wrote:

do not click on the viroh mirror you will get rickrolled 

that was a joke but still read it it was funny

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!@#$%^&*_+{:>?:"{+_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()_+}{"?>?:"{}+_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()_{}|}":>?:"

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(i got rickrolled)

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Asaphmoo wrote:

(i got rickrolled)

lol sorry

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my Christmas hat can be deceiving. I am Rick astley in disguise

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ok

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#inb4thelock