Did you know anything about offline USCF tournaments?
Online USCF, but not online FIDE?

I mean think about it guys, there's online USCF tournaments, but not online FIDE tournaments, anybody know the reason for this?

Have you seen the FIDE online site. Looks like a commodore 64 game from the 80s but it is there. (Yes, I am that old. If you are not, then google it.) They even added some titles so you can become a titled player and get a FIDE rating from playing on their site.

I mean think about it guys, there's online USCF tournaments, but not online FIDE tournaments, anybody know the reason for this?
Thank you!

You can play for free but then no FIDE rating. If you want a rating they want your money first. Plus money to make any arena rating official. At least that is how I read it.
I mean think about it guys, there's online USCF tournaments, but not online FIDE tournaments, anybody know the reason for this?