A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks. Bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." The helium doesn't react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The neutrino says, "I'm just passing through."
The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
An atom walks into a bar and breaks down into tears. The bartender says, "Hey there pal, what's the matter?" Atom says, "I think I just lost an electron!" Bartender says, "Are you sure?" Atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks. Bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." The helium doesn't react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The neutrino says, "I'm just passing through."
The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
An atom walks into a bar and breaks down into tears. The bartender says, "Hey there pal, what's the matter?" Atom says, "I think I just lost an electron!" Bartender says, "Are you sure?" Atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive!"