Pick up lines

if i were a cat i would spend all 9 lives with you

hmmm

ima pick up a roast

Hey are you a cricket cuz you are very loud and annoying

u? again

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple

💀

wth

Pooppppo

You smell

wtf

Wtf

u weird

Ok

lol

dang are you a toaster cos i wanna take a bath with you

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

 "it's 26 actually"

silly me hw cud I forget the U R A Q T

"thats only 25 u still missing one"

I'm sorry silly me...you can get that D later

Are you a Supervillian? Because I would Hulk Smash you

> silly me... Caucasian af