someone went to buy some shoes in a shoe shop. He hate the shoes the salesman showed him, so he decided to choose on his own.
Finally, he found one that fitted him perfectly. "Why didn't u show me this pair before?"
"cuz these are the same as the one ur wearing now!"
Ay bro , replied the smart kid. Can u make me a sandwich
Dum kid: okay
2 minutes later
Dum kid: here you go!
Smart kid: Eeew what is this !
Dum kid: It’s a sandwich so I added sand and a witch to make a sandwich!d
Smart kid: BRUUUU-
Guy walks into a therapist office wearing see-through pants. Therapist says, "well, i can clearly see your nuts."
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Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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