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Did you see that guy wearing camouflage?

Me Neither!!!

here some jokes 1.What do you call a sleepy bull 2.Why does he spider put his card in his butt 3.Why is all the animal stupid 4.Why is spider butt white 5.Why can’t tree poop 6.Why do bull hate red 7.Why does monkey look like human 8.What do you call a person who keep farting 9.Why does a person eyes turn red after he/she cry 10.Why don’t spiderman shoot web from his butt answer 1bulldozer 2Because the spider calls it his pocket 3because it eats insect 4because it shoots web from his butt 5because it has no butt 6because it doesn’t want luck 7because it is born to be human 8farter 9because he/she is angry 10because it is disgusting.

1. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What do you call a sleeping pig? A pig in blanket

why is this so dangerous

Aaaaaaaäaaaaaaaåhhhhhhhh a tapeworm

me: dad i crashed mums car dad: NO WAY exploding pig head emoji*

A joke for cricket fans-

Why doesn't Jasprit Bumrah use his own car?

Ans- Because he likes your-car! (Yorker)