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Two trees were talking. One said he was unhappy and wanted to branch out into some new stuff. The other said that's not funny, leaf me alone or we gonna have a problem. The other replied don't worry I know your bark is worse than your bite
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home from work each night. The bartender knew of his habit and would always have the drink waiting for him at precisely 6:21 PM.
One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink, and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," the bartender replied. "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
Nov 21, 2024
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BigBoyzz4567 wrote:
Two trees were talking. One said he was unhappy and wanted to branch out into some new stuff. The other said that's not funny, leaf me alone or we gonna have a problem. The other replied don't worry I know your bark is worse than your bite
Lmao bro
Nov 21, 2024
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In what situation could a horse jump over a castle, land on a man and the man completely disappears? Come find out on chess.com!
I made a joke about retirement
It didn't work
Lol I think mines better tho man ngl
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