ummmmm... I would say that was more wth did I read more than funny...
random thing i made for ela class
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Jan 22, 2024
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uair_an_t-sionnaich81 wrote:
ummmmm... I would say that was more wth did I read more than funny...
ok.
Jan 30, 2024
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imtrash51 wrote:
so i made a script for a project in ela class, idk if im gonna pass but i think its funny so ima paste it here
9 year old child: I want to buy some random thing on the internet, how should I do that
Mom: SON DO THE DISHES BEFORE I THROW YOUR XBOX OUT THE WINDOW
(the child does the dishes)
9 year old child: time to go steal my mom's credit card.
(The child goes to his mom's room and sneaks past his mom and successfully steals the credit card.)
9 year old child: finally, I can buy it
(The child heads to his room and prepares to spend 120 dollars on something.)
9 year old child: NOOO I FORGOT THE NAME OF IT.
(he checks his Wishlist on amazon and goes to what he wanted to buy)
9-year-old child: finally, I can buy this.
(The 9-year-old makes the purchase)
Mom: WHO SPENT 120 DOLLARS ON MY CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(the dad arrived)
Dad: Why is there a 120-dollar charge on my phone for a fur suit?
Mom: It is most likely our son.
(The dad goes upstairs to whoop his son.)
9-year-old child: oh no
(the dad begins whooping the child)
9-year-old child: STOP PLEASE IT HURTS SO MUCH
(the dad stops and leaves to buy milk)
(the son goes outside)
Batman: BATMAN
(Batman jumps the 9-year-old child and starts comboing the life out of the child.)
Mom: what did I just witness...?
(batman leaves)
9-year-old: why did this have to happen?
Mom: son your grounded forever
9-year-old son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(The son is now a failure and gets whooped daily, kids never steal your parents credit card to buy stuff, especially on stuff that will not last long. Also, the son's Xbox got returned and he is now emo with no friends.)
Markiplier: WAS THAT THE JUMPING OF 24?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Yes Markiplier, yes it was.)
Batman: BATMAN
(batman jumps Markiplier)
Narrator: really? Why? Just why?
Lebron James: LeBron James
Narrator: run before batman jumps you!
(Markiplier jumps Lebron James)
(Batman jumps Markiplier)
(moral of the story: nobody avoids getting jumped by batman)
Batman: BATMAN
(batman jumps the narrator)
(moral of the story: even the narrator gets jumped)
What happened
Jan 30, 2024
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#5
Pogoinksplat wrote:
imtrash51 wrote:
so i made a script for a project in ela class, idk if im gonna pass but i think its funny so ima paste it here
9 year old child: I want to buy some random thing on the internet, how should I do that
Mom: SON DO THE DISHES BEFORE I THROW YOUR XBOX OUT THE WINDOW
(the child does the dishes)
9 year old child: time to go steal my mom's credit card.
(The child goes to his mom's room and sneaks past his mom and successfully steals the credit card.)
9 year old child: finally, I can buy it
(The child heads to his room and prepares to spend 120 dollars on something.)
9 year old child: NOOO I FORGOT THE NAME OF IT.
(he checks his Wishlist on amazon and goes to what he wanted to buy)
9-year-old child: finally, I can buy this.
(The 9-year-old makes the purchase)
Mom: WHO SPENT 120 DOLLARS ON MY CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(the dad arrived)
Dad: Why is there a 120-dollar charge on my phone for a fur suit?
Mom: It is most likely our son.
(The dad goes upstairs to whoop his son.)
9-year-old child: oh no
(the dad begins whooping the child)
9-year-old child: STOP PLEASE IT HURTS SO MUCH
(the dad stops and leaves to buy milk)
(the son goes outside)
Batman: BATMAN
(Batman jumps the 9-year-old child and starts comboing the life out of the child.)
Mom: what did I just witness...?
(batman leaves)
9-year-old: why did this have to happen?
Mom: son your grounded forever
9-year-old son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(The son is now a failure and gets whooped daily, kids never steal your parents credit card to buy stuff, especially on stuff that will not last long. Also, the son's Xbox got returned and he is now emo with no friends.)
Markiplier: WAS THAT THE JUMPING OF 24?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Yes Markiplier, yes it was.)
Batman: BATMAN
(batman jumps Markiplier)
Narrator: really? Why? Just why?
Lebron James: LeBron James
Narrator: run before batman jumps you!
(Markiplier jumps Lebron James)
(Batman jumps Markiplier)
(moral of the story: nobody avoids getting jumped by batman)
Batman: BATMAN
(batman jumps the narrator)
(moral of the story: even the narrator gets jumped)
What happened
All I can say is stuff
Jan 30, 2024
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#7
Pogoinksplat wrote:
Can you make me admin or coordinater pls
Sure. But no abusing powers
Jan 31, 2024
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#10
Pogoinksplat wrote:
One question what does it mean to make a forum sticky
It makes it stay front page of club
Jan 31, 2024
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uair_an_t-sionnaich81 wrote:
*1st page of forums
thsnks for correcting me
so i made a script for a project in ela class, idk if im gonna pass but i think its funny so ima paste it here
9 year old child: I want to buy some random thing on the internet, how should I do that
Mom: SON DO THE DISHES BEFORE I THROW YOUR XBOX OUT THE WINDOW
(the child does the dishes)
9 year old child: time to go steal my mom's credit card.
(The child goes to his mom's room and sneaks past his mom and successfully steals the credit card.)
9 year old child: finally, I can buy it
(The child heads to his room and prepares to spend 120 dollars on something.)
9 year old child: NOOO I FORGOT THE NAME OF IT.
(he checks his Wishlist on amazon and goes to what he wanted to buy)
9-year-old child: finally, I can buy this.
(The 9-year-old makes the purchase)
Mom: WHO SPENT 120 DOLLARS ON MY CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(the dad arrived)
Dad: Why is there a 120-dollar charge on my phone for a fur suit?
Mom: It is most likely our son.
(The dad goes upstairs to whoop his son.)
9-year-old child: oh no
(the dad begins whooping the child)
9-year-old child: STOP PLEASE IT HURTS SO MUCH
(the dad stops and leaves to buy milk)
(the son goes outside)
Batman: BATMAN
(Batman jumps the 9-year-old child and starts comboing the life out of the child.)
Mom: what did I just witness...?
(batman leaves)
9-year-old: why did this have to happen?
Mom: son your grounded forever
9-year-old son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(The son is now a failure and gets whooped daily, kids never steal your parents credit card to buy stuff, especially on stuff that will not last long. Also, the son's Xbox got returned and he is now emo with no friends.)
Markiplier: WAS THAT THE JUMPING OF 24?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Yes Markiplier, yes it was.)
Batman: BATMAN
(batman jumps Markiplier)
Narrator: really? Why? Just why?
Lebron James: LeBron James
Narrator: run before batman jumps you!
(Markiplier jumps Lebron James)
(Batman jumps Markiplier)
(moral of the story: nobody avoids getting jumped by batman)
Batman: BATMAN
(batman jumps the narrator)
(moral of the story: even the narrator gets jumped)