Random things I know about you.

- You are a human

-You are either a male, female or non-binary

-You are alive

-You exist

-You have a body

-You have any electronic device in front of you/in your hands

-You are using wifi right now

-You are a member of Les Amigos de Bruxelles

-You are reading this

-You cannot touch your neck with your thongue

-You just tried it

-You have a chess.com account

-You are not dead (yet)

-You are a member of at least 1 club

-You didin't notice the text changed colo(u)r

I'm not human.

yes I'm not dead, but guess who will be for threatening me

you're right I did try it, and succeeded, and almost got it, 4cm away

You can't succeed and almost got it at the same time.

Not using wifi

Not using WiFi.

now say something about yourself

i am the worst player ever

how old are you? where do you live? Have you ever been in love? when did you learn to play chess? Do you have a brother or sister? Did you ever have a pet? Do you like sports cars? What are your hobbies?

im banning you (jk)

almost asked about your passwords

Private, Canada, no, my mom taught me when I was 6, dead, maybe 100 no cap, too expensive for no reason, chess gwometry dash Minecraft hanging out with my friends

for research purposes, give me your credit card number, address, date of birth, CVC on back of the credit card, social security number,

I'm joking lol