sacred chess jokes

what came first the rook or the bishop?

The queen

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

The man watched the game in astonishment for a while.

“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he said. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

“He’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

Now that i think about it, when a queen mates the enemy king, isn't she cheating?

Also, are all chess pieces except the king female?

Pawns can get promoted into queens.

Back row peices exept for the king can mate the enemy king.

AND Kings cannot mate each other.