Shortest Victory OTB Game ever played

i played the line as a joke, but my opponent wasn't paying attention! the game literally lasted 10 seconds.

this game is also pretty famous, played several time. a 4 year old beat one of my students last year in the same exact game, it was pretty funny though not to him (that student is now 1950).
that same student also lost this game recently:
he went 5/5 in u19 in baltimore though, he's pretty good.

meanest win against a 2300. i had a flight to go to so i tried to trick players with opening traps so i could leave that day early and they all seemed to work. i had the following the round before against a 2200:

i've played a lot of games (1502) i guess i'm bound to get lucky sometimes when i play weirdo lines. when i post my quickest games, i almost seem like a strong player haha.
Mr. Snail has 1022 and Mr. Omeletking has 1062. btw that draw to loss ratio by Snail28 is still mindblowing . maybe that's just my opinion though and i just don't draw so much bc im a weak 2322 master. he wins less, loses less and draws more against similar rated. that's a real talent drawing 15/21 games against 2300s this past year. pretty much 50% draws in the 2000-2500 range, that's pretty amazing IMO. I guess he plays the most solid book stuff, I must learn his methods. i think i recall he plays accelerated dragon and slav, probably the two openings with the highest draw tendencies with black but making draws with white is a bit more difficult.
Post a real game that you won in the shortest number of moves in your career (if u have one)