I asked Cleverbot:
lol
S is for a swear.
A iz 4 Apple.
C is four Child
H (is for Chess)
8x8 = 64 sooo
7x7 = 49 + 1 = 50cent
9x9 = 81 so 9+9=18
NO # 10 (TEN)10cent
2 Canadian 1/2 dollar
100 Gold coin 2 silver 50cent pieces
5 dollar 25 cent two-nee
Oh crap's lets gamble?
take a chance now
I asked Cleverbot: