SOBS

"So, I’ve had this Samsung fridge for a few months now, and I swear, sometimes it acts like it knows what I need before I do. A few times, I’ve gone to open it, and the fridge light will flicker on like it’s waiting for me. It’s not just the usual motion sensor; it’s like the fridge is ‘aware.’ The other day, I was about to grab a bottle of water, and then I suddenly remembered I needed milk for my coffee. I went to grab the milk, and the fridge door clicked like it unlocked itself or something. It’s always the little things, like it starts cooling the water faster if I open the door and stand there for too long, or it’s already stocked with stuff I was thinking about buying but hadn’t gotten yet. I’ve started noticing that sometimes it makes these low beeping noises at night, almost like it's trying to get my attention. It's weird, but it feels like it’s trying to be helpful. Do you think that's normal, or am I just overthinking it?"

I have so many questions...

Why "SOBS?"

Why the VC Club?

Why do you think your FRIDGE has feelings?!?!?!?!

Again?

Wouldn’t you be sobbing if UR fridge had feelings. 
Becuase…

CUZ IT DOES

Ok

I really don't care about your fridge if it was me I would throw it in the trash

so many questions

Annie I promise he's not actually heartless.

bro calm down its a villagers chess club not a the-ghost-of-my-fridge-is-haunting-me club