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Some of my chess limericks
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There once was a pirate with hooks
Who traded his queen for two rooks
As the crew set sail
They started to wail
The mate was a bishop, gad zooks!
The queen was mean beyond measure
Taking rooks from the board was her pleasure
Her cackle was vile
As she ran down the file
And snatched my rooks for her treasure.
The king sent his pawns out to war
But there was nothing they hated more
The knights boldly beat back
Their half-hearted attack
And sent them crawling away on the floor
Mt opponent was frail and gray
And he nodded off as we played.
Then he sprang from a snore,
Announced checkmate in four,
Yawned, grabbed his cane and walked away.
I quickly placed a rook on f8,
Eager to quickly seal the black king's fate,
But I hadn't seen
That I hung my queen.
That'll teach me to try a cheap mate.
Ah, my queen when you give me that look
you know that I'll set down my book
it's off to the races
to control middle spaces
but now I have hung my poor rook
Little pawn with ambitions of glory
has set out to write his own story
with intrigue I concur
when a he turns to her
A rogue queen now; it's going to get gory
I've defended all game as I'm able
my troops scattered like in the old fable
he's attacked me with glee
all I've done now is flee
but methinks that I'll soon turn the table
Her pawn, while out on a bender,
became most confused as to gender
he advanced cross the ranks
without notice or thanks,
and now? I must plan how to end her
Monroe was a chess playing star
And he liked to play in a bar.
As the pieces fell
Bottles did as well
So they called him a courtesy car.
Joan is a chess chess playing hottie
Opponents admire her body
She'll give you a wink
And disrupt your think
And make your bishop feel naughty.
Hey everyone! Here's a collection of some chess limericks I have come up with. Enjoy!
I once played against Kasparov
Tal, Morphy, Fischer, and Karpov
I have no time portal
Nor am I immortal
Tis in a dream that I speak of
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A man moved his queen to d4
Then his jaw suddenly dropped to the floor
The move had looked keen
But he hadn't seen
The other guy's rook on b4.
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This girl pushed her pawn to c6
And put white in a really nice fix
The guy she was playing
Could be seen dismaying
Over the fact that she'd seen through his tricks
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On e5 a knight ruled the board
Put there by a player's accord
But, then the had a look
And saw it blocked his rook
Truly the knight was a two-edged sword
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A man made a bold double sac
To form an attack from the back
He received some weird looks
When he sacced both his rooks
But the onlookers soon saw the attack
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In a game I saw a great sight
It looked like I would win the fight
But I hadn't seen
My defenseless queen
I left her en prise to his knight