What's faster, Hot or Cold?
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Silence. Saying silence ruins it.
What is it?
You peel the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, then throw out the inside
The woman was pregnant and died in childbirth. The stranger was the child.
Too easy! :)
Two police officers were investigating a mysterious death.
When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.
There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.
The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.
How did the man manage to hang himself?
Dozens.
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
an elephant maybe
what goes up the chimney down and dosent go down the chimney up
On a hill there is a house. Beside the house is a tree. Under the tree is a dog. What is the dog's name?
In a forest there is a dead man with a short straw next to him. Explain.
What 6 letter word has an l in the middle(ish); in the beginning; and at the end?
Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
You are imprisoned in a chamber with two doors as the only exit. One door leads to death by cancer, filled with complications and malpractice; the other door leads to riches of jewelry, a harem of women, money and fine clothing for the rest of your life. There are two guards standing before you: one guard always lies; the other always tells the truth. Of course, you don’t know their identities. You can ask only one question to save your life. What should you ask?
Ivanenko_Tony wrote:
psycal, an umbrella. and you got it wrong, the answer to my riddle was a mouse going on vacation, an elephant isn't small.
baby elephant
You have to answer the riddle or joke before you post your own joke, so everyone now solve redsox101's 4 riddles/jokes. I don't get the 2nd one. Explain what?!
explain what happened!
Ok I know this one. For redsox101's riddle #2.
So there were like 6 people on a hotair balloon that was too heavy so one person had to go off. So they picked straws. The person with the shortest straw will jump out and suicide. The person that was in the jungle with a straw was the person that picked the shortest straw so he suicided.
redsox101 wrote:
Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Pound of feathers? (Guess)
what word starts with e,ends with and has 1 letter in it?
what is the difference between a dollar and 30 five-cents?
redsox101 wrote:
what is the difference between a dollar and 30 five-cents?
Please don't post any more jokes because you have to take turns letting other people post jokes or riddles. So we are trying to solve your 3 riddles before so see if my answer is right and delete these to riddles.
The first one is envelope and the second is 50 cents.
A man was having dinner at a friend's home when he noticed that his friend preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms like honey, darling, sweetheart and pumpkin. The man was impressed by his friend's effusive displayes of affection because he knew the couple had beem married for more than 50 years. When the wife went into the kitchen to get coffee, the man told his friend, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you still call your wife by such sweet names."
"The truth is," the friend replied, "I forgot her name 10 years ago."
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