Once upon a time (aka yesterday), I was sitting in my room doing awesome things (aka cc and music). Then as I sat there doing my awesome things, 8 of my glorious friends burst into my room in a shower of golden sparks (my imagination) with beautiful (scaryyyyy) blades of grass in their hands. So what could I do? I had to make a run for it. I jumped out of the window like spiderman (just pushed in between them). So I ran. There was a big field (true) so I ran around it into the woods onto the other side. Unfortunately, I had been tricked. 3 of them had run to that side to cut me off. I was forced back the other way into the field unfortunately I was running out of breath. A few of the chasers had stopped to catch their breath but several were still chasing. Eventually they overtook me and pushed me onto the ground (grass). For a few seconds I managed to hide inside my hoodie but then it (the grass ahhhhhhh) touched my legs. For a minute everything went still. Then they all just walked away laughing. A few hours later I had come up with my superrrr complex plan for revenge. So yeah, it was really complex. Just throw grass at them. So I proceeded to do that. I don't think any of them cared.. Now I have a problem. I will attach a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about grass. It says you can get skin cancer just from touching it..
Once upon a time (aka yesterday), I was sitting in my room doing awesome things (aka cc and music). Then as I sat there doing my awesome things, 8 of my glorious friends burst into my room in a shower of golden sparks (my imagination) with beautiful (scaryyyyy) blades of grass in their hands. So what could I do? I had to make a run for it. I jumped out of the window like spiderman (just pushed in between them). So I ran. There was a big field (true) so I ran around it into the woods onto the other side. Unfortunately, I had been tricked. 3 of them had run to that side to cut me off. I was forced back the other way into the field unfortunately I was running out of breath. A few of the chasers had stopped to catch their breath but several were still chasing. Eventually they overtook me and pushed me onto the ground (grass). For a few seconds I managed to hide inside my hoodie but then it (the grass ahhhhhhh) touched my legs. For a minute everything went still. Then they all just walked away laughing. A few hours later I had come up with my superrrr complex plan for revenge. So yeah, it was really complex. Just throw grass at them. So I proceeded to do that. I don't think any of them cared.. Now I have a problem. I will attach a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about grass. It says you can get skin cancer just from touching it..