The Story Of How I Touched Grass For The First Time (Official Sequel)

Hey everyone. Due to some recent skepticism on the eligibility of the attached Wikipedia article on my last blog post I have decided to make a prequel explaining why grass is so dangerous. To start this off, everyone should know that Dihydrogen Monoxide is one of the MAIN components in grass. Now, I have a screenshot of a picture explaining some effects of Dihydrogen Monoxide. I will include a link to the article where you can actually see with your own eyes that this is true. 

I would also like to mention that Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of the HUMAN BODY. 

Here is a link to the official article where you can view the eligiblity of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody#History

Thanks everyone and I hope this clears up confusion about my previous post!

@ant-x

I dount trust wiki

The primary chemicals found in grass are nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, idk where you got Dihydrogen Monoxide from XDDD.

do you know what Dihydrogen Monoxide IS?

Im the real spider man

🙄 yes ik waht it is. you think i'm blind? the first thing it says was april 1st.

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Hi

im pretty sure the universally accepted chemical name for water (according to IUPAC) is oxidane

touching grass is good for you

@JkCheeseChess,

How is the universally accepted chemical name for water relevant to a discussion on the possible negative side effects of touching grass?

so did you read the post at all or are you just making stuff up to spite me for no reason

My moms b day is april 1st

I read the whole thing. He's talking about a chemical found in grass??

yes he is

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