this is checkmate.why

for white

Because it is quadruple move chess and you just didnt see white play Qh5 Qxf7 and Qxe8#

because the queens swap colours and its double move chess

We are actually playing 5d chess, so the queen can move back in time for a check, and it's also check by the white bishop on another board

these actually are good points

This is EA chess and white uses their stolen credit card to buy a checkmate

Idk