lol I am thinking you might have a penis fetish.
Twisted Tunes

Flight of the Conchords -
"A Kiss is not a Contract"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSlPoQm2XY
"Business Time"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
"Something For The Ladies"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc
"Mutha Uckas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw&feature=related

Many guys go to a bar for just 2 things....... and that's titties & beer! Here are a couple different songs on the subject of Titties & Beer
Rodney Carrington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgyeshD8RJY&feature=related
Frank Zappa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwb1s1DYnDU

Dpenn - Flight of the Conchords is a TV show on showtime..... IMHO the 1st season was the best and arguably may be the best comedy series in years..... It is available on DVD. I encourage you to rent it from wherever you rent your DVDs. The concept is of two struggling musicians from New Zealand trying to make it in the music business in NYC..... it may take a show or two to appreciate the humor, but I promise you it will be worth it!

an old favorite of mine is by John Prine : "Dear Abby"
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2647169/dear_abby_by_john_prine_video_by_joe_guse/

Well since Dpenn started this forum with an Xmas song....... here is one for where it snows:
Frosty The Pervert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4kkcA5meSA
Concerned that some members of the group think I am a real prick (just because I have one does not mean I am one) I thought another penis song is in order..... a different tune than the above ditty........... this is a duet .... Brad Pitt & Ed Norton "Penis Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFvMrWWCYM&feature=related