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no, no, no, this is not how you find out things.
Look: it's obvious.
My theory of why darthion left and joined the skittles is because skittles has 8 letters. 8 is unlucky. Darthion has 8 letters too! This means they are both unlucky. Skittles keep getting unlucky in battle with unlucky m&ms. We all have bad luck. When do people get the most bad luck? well unlucky has 7 letters. 7 squared is 49, divided by 12 is rounded to 4.1
april is the 4th month of the year and THE FIRST OF APRIL IS APRIL FOOLS!!! See how this is lining up? Going under a ladder is unlucky. Ladders can be made of wood, and knocking on wood is unlucky. The soviet union makes wooden ladders! See how they are all related? and do you know who russia's favorite country is? Zimbabwe, of course! And it has 8 letters too! That means only one thing:
Darthion has brought bad luck upon us and left, and helped the skittles make an alliance with russia, to support zimbabwe and their skittle making skills to ultimately take over the world!
My conspiracy theory is correct! Alert the officials!
Do you know Friday the 13th? Do you know it is an unlucky day on Friday the 13th?
How about M&M? Well, it's something about the alphabet.
8 and 13 are unlucky numbers.
Here's an alphabet for you:
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J= 10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26
Did you see that? M is an unlucky letter!
However, H is not in our group but "darthion" has a H in it!
Does that explain why darthion suddenly liked Skittles?