I like your username, Zygomaticus_major. It's scientific and a good username in general.

*sniffle* Well, OK...

Why my nom-de-guerre? Just three quotes. Klingon on attack mode : Today is a good day to Die!! Borg: Resistance is Futile. You ( and your knowlege) will be assimilated!! Tatars: Never relax until your Tatar opponent is dead..... but then again.... don't be too sure.....

CAAAAAMMMMMMM-BERRRRRRRRRRR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKqcIuFYf0E

:)

I wear brim hats often when the weather's not good

My name is very political. It is a protest to the tension between USA and Russia. DjonniDerevnja is the american Johnny, and the Russian word for countryside, derevnja. We can translate it to Johnny from the countryside.

It is also a protest against some highnosed St.Petersburg -women that thinks they are better than the rural people.

I am born on the countryside , deep in the Norwegian woods, and like to show them bigcitypeople that the rurals can be tough.

My first name is Bill & last name is Philip. That's it! 😊

"pato" was my first ever gamer name, the nickname we gave our favourite teacher at school Mr. Paton. I made it just while I was thinking of a name so I could start playing and it ended up sticking.

pato was taken here so I put Mark (my real name) after it.

I didn't realise capslock was on when I entered it and now I'm all out of username changes lol.

Cam-ber. 

"Pato" means "duck" in Spanish.

Hehe I also found that out after a year or so of using it.

Duckmark it is. 

Considering this thread had been dormant for 2 weeks, I shall recussitate it! Post if you read this!

I read that... "Resucitate" is the correct spelling.

I just really like water

@awesomechess1729 Thanks, I thought I'd spelled that incorrectly.

@Hydrophilic, as opposed to hydrophobic?

Lazarus Long

My username name is Spanish_Bishop. I like to play Royal Ruy Lopez from black side. So username originated from spanish opening.

And I believe Ruy Lopez was a bishop when he was alive!