This was an Electroman Adventure while reading this (spoiler: I didn’t read it. Also Hello Fitzgerald!)
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the only person who could change the bg went silent like 3 years ago, also, holy HeLL
Hello everyone. Today we will be experiencing a cloudy day with a bit of a red haze. It'll be a bit dry out, a sweater weather right now. Perfect day to fly a kite out, since it's a windy landscape. Well that's all so, welcome to gd news.
Today on GD10 we will a a special guest today. Can everyone welco-, huh? Oh it seems there is more news. There are people going missing and one escaped, describing the setting as a "bloodbath, maybe even a slaughterhouse, with everyone full of grief and consumed by the abyss of darkness. Some might call it the tunnel of despair." Seems like they've seen the Yatagarasu. They look like they've been swimming in the Acheron or Avernus down in the pits of Tartarus. Welp, wompwomp. Time to get back on track. Our special guest, can everyone say hello fitzgerald!!!!.
Fitzgerald: Crazy, hi everyone. Today we will be talking about how people always seem to be deadlocked onto their devices. If we go into a time machine, we can see that people are always outside, going on dark odesseys and searching for the lost existence, acting like explorers, they go on road trips, playing ispywithmylittleeye all the way. We used to imagine exploring the seven seas like some sort of space pirates. They play baseball, going base after base. But today, we have a message to Robtop and any other game creator. Please stop making addictive games
. Children will keep playing them, and creators will keep making them, making cycles of gaming. The children just can't let go of their devices. We used to make a theory of everything. We need children to make a theory of everything too. They need a thinking space to study, nothing distracting like amethysts or even tidal waves. You see, kids these days don't even understand what a flamewall does. They'll probably download a killbot by accident. Back in the day, we used to have a blast processing how planets orbit the sun, or the difference between obtuse and acute triangles. Now, all they do in school is drawing shapes, making them seem like a geometrical dominator. They're going to fall apart in adulthood, with so much stress it's going to feel like the nightmare of nightmares - their demon mixed with other ones. A tsunami of responsibilities will overcome them. Surrounded by devices of games is the hallucination of their dreams. "exaggerated sigh" Kids these days need to chil out. They used to attend church, like a perfect congregation, but now, all they do is play with the lightning rod in Minecraft. Now, they're going to go against the god. We used to be so happy playing limbo with our friends, now all they do is probably play a random Roblox game called limbo but uwu ig idk. To be honest, kids these days are absolute garbage. They're going to shiver at the real world. We need to activate their metamorphosis. They think it's ordinary to spend the entire day figuring out every end in a game. We need to stop this.
Things are problematic right now for people. Kids will eat so much candy, the jawbreakers in their mouths look like nine circles. They keep guzzling down candy that looks like fairy dust. We need to be more strict. If we catch them in their golden hour, we need to yell so loud we have to create a sonic wave louder that the bloop and more disastrous than a subsuming vortex. They think hiking is so bad it's their death corridor. WOMPWOMP. We're going to drive them to madness or as the japanese call it, kyouki, taking them eons to heal. Wake them up at zorin/dawn and tell them no. They have to stay away from their dead devices and, as they say, "rage quit". We're going to force them to find their dream flower outside. We will not care if they're in exasperation, we WILL treat them like the brainless people they are, forever and ever and ever. We're not going to let them dash at a ludicrous speed/the speed of light to play Minecraft in their emerald realm or whatever. They need to exercise. Make them go "heave ho" or something like that. Or, even better, just send them to the international space station, into the kocmoc or the andromeda galaxy towards the east. Side with me to create a better generation, a generation of the old, a generation retro. We need to band together, to swear allegiance that we will do whatever is necessary to stop them. We need to become united. Time to ruin their peaceful afternoon and name them, Crazy I, Crazy II, and Crazy III. We need to press start on their adventure through the gates of adulthood. It is time to activate the final event, the denoument or the subterminal point. Even airborne robots or even space inavders won't stop us. Time to make the living room a viking arena. They need to make a living, open to the world. I don't care if we work them to the bone. They're going to start some kind of skeletal shenanigans if we let them. If we don't stop them, the aftermath with take years to fix. The embers of their childhood will explode the firework or even a payload of having a bad life. We need to decode how to help them, cheat codes, if you will. This iS not acceptable. Their zodiac signs do not decide what they do. They have to climb the tower of life their self. We need to paint madness into their heads. A frozen castle out in the snow? No, we will make them slip 'n' slide the snow castle of not being a kid anymore. We won't care if we're anathema or a menace to the children. If they die, we will make their spectres work.