"Time to sweep this cookie up so i can eat it, no good on the floor, plus I need to add some more chocolate chips."
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
"What's that? Oh, I should add some M&M's, too?"
"Woof!"
"Ok!"
"Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Huh?"
"Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Not too sure about adding that."
"Bark? Bark?"
"Well, that would leave a bad taste in my mouth."
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
"Uh, huh?"
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof, woof, woof?"
"Great idea!"
"Woof! Woof! Woof!"
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Woof!"
"Bark!"
"Now now, we can have chocolate sauce and ice cream."
"Woof."
"Bark."
"Ok!"
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
"What do you mean?"
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
"I shouldn't eat it since it was on the ground?"
"Bark! "Bark! "Bark! "Bark! "Bark! "Bark! "Bark! "Bark! "Bark!"
"You're right, it doesn't matter."
"Woof."
"Thank you. Now, time to split this cookie into thirds!"
""Bark! "Bark! "Bark! Bark!"
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
"Yeah, we needed more chocolate chips."
"Woof."
"Bark."
"Let me go add that..."
5 minutes later...
"Woof?"
"Bark? Bark? Bark?"
"Sorry guys, I ate it all!"
THE END.
Hello,
Who can make the most funniest post? On August 1, TheGoalKeeper will look through this forum for the funniest post. The winner gets to put their post (copy and paste) into a news, gets a trophy, and a special offer of their choosing.
Rules: You can only make up to 15 funny posts per month. You can have a total of up to 15 funny posts. If you would like your post not to be submitted, put little barracks around it. These posts can be "lol!" or "haha!"
Ex. Rockongirl: [lol!]
Good luck!