Why should I promote you?

State 3 good reasons why I should promote you.

1. I can commit genocide in a club in less than 3 minutes 
2.  I spam alot
3.  Im completely crazy and untrustable

NO LUAN

I have bread

I have butter

I have a toaster

That is not important, try again

Now this is from a different person I got hoes I got bros I got toes