Why you shouldn't play chess.

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When you play chess your brain turns super big 

When your brain is super big you look like a bobble head

When you look like a bobble head shop keepers will want you

When shop keepers want you they keep you in their store

When they keep you in their store you will never get to play ever again

So, DON'T PLAY CHESS!!!!!!!!